pragmatic pretensions.
inquiries.
acronyms, alliteration, anglophilia, architecture, beards, canadians, crafting, crossing the proverbial line, eavesdropping, film, firm handshakes, hair, hat tipping, high fives, humility, idioms, inappropriateness, inconsistency, interior architecture and decoration, mathematics, music, nail lacquer, parallel parking, pragmatism, random acts of kindness, roofie humour, speech impediments, storytime, talking, teleportation, vodka, words, et cetera
my fringe had the best birthday ever. best human in all the land, this guy.
they’ve seen some weird and exciting shit, and can make or break a day by misbehaving. i love them unconditionally, though. happy third birth anniversary to my fringe!
stuff white people like. number one hundred and four:
#stuff white people like
#bangs
#fringe
#hair
‘when you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. she’s probably the most popular.’
