pragmatic pretensions.

inquiries.   acronyms, alliteration, anglophilia, architecture, beards, canadians, crafting, crossing the proverbial line, eavesdropping, film, firm handshakes, hair, hat tipping, high fives, humility, idioms, inappropriateness, inconsistency, interior architecture and decoration, mathematics, music, nail lacquer, parallel parking, pragmatism, random acts of kindness, roofie humour, speech impediments, storytime, talking, teleportation, vodka, words, et cetera

oh michael [should’ve been an abortion] vick has a clothing line? exciting! can’t wait to see how it compares to his existence on a scale of totally-fucking-wretched to worst-thing-created-in-the-history-of-nouns.

— 5 days ago
gently used/new fatgirl items for sale!

hi guys!

i have a handful of dresses/kimonos for sale on eBay.

sizes 18-24 (US)

seller: bradleyaskew

— 1 week ago with 3 notes
#fatshion  #fatshionswap  #chubby fashion  #asoscurve  #blackmilkpriestess  #blackmilkclothing  #fashiontofigure 



do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

this reminds me of that porcupine who wants to be loved and hugged and play like a pup. frown.

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via velvetspliffs)

— 2 weeks ago with 377012 notes
peter saville x adidas x secret garden

peter saville x adidas x secret garden

— 2 weeks ago
#peter saville  #adidas 

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via fatbeyonce)

— 1 month ago with 198878 notes

Mariacarla Boscono for Bernhard Willhelm.


Mariacarla Boscono for Bernhard Willhelm.


— 2 months ago with 371 notes


'Golden Goddess' - model: Mari Agory - photographer: Lindsay Adler - stylist: LSC - make-up: Griselle Rosario - Idol Magazine 2014

(Source: vmagazine)

— 2 months ago with 11060 notes